these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
