So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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