Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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