I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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