no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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