yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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