yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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