my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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