I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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