he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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