another moral hangover. fuck.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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