Quick, to the slutcave!
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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