i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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