i would punch a child for taco bell
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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