Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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