I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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