sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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