Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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