drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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