yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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