I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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