U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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