The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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