so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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