i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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