This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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