someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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