plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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