i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
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Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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