fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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