i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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