He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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