Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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