I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
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