Apparently you make a good broom.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
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For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.