Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you will always have a special place in my vag
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.