some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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