i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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