You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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