dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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