Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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