i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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