chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
i am craving dick and cupcakes
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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