Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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