Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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