i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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