no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
this will be a night to untag.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Randomize
