That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Randomize
