My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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