dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm really busy with my period
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