She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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