i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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