Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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