Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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